Julia Tellman brings her kick-ass bar making skills to the table at Kate’s, and she is damn good at it. She is good at other things, too, including writing and biking, but insists she is not good at being a Teton Valley resident.
Although we are not certain of this – Teton Valley takes all kinds – her list of reasons why makes us like Julia even more. Originally published on her sassy blog, The Plural of Danish, the below is enough to make us all want to stand apart in our own way here at 6,200 feet.
Nine Reasons Why I’m Not A Very Good Teton Valley Resident
1: I don’t backpack.
2: I feel pretty meh about Yellowstone.
4: I don’t listen to jamgrass/psychedelic rock/”polyethnic Cajun slamgrass”/insert hippie noodling jam session festival music genre here.
5: I have an aversion to Floating.
6: I can’t handle my whiskey.
7: I’m reluctant to go to The Desert.
8: I’m not enthused by the frontier lifestyle.
9: I can’t grow a beard.